This is awkward
She walked past me
with Ronaldinho's flair
Dazzled so much, I
got as excited as Rick Flair
Maybe it would be
fair to not stay clear of her and introduce myself as the next Tony Blair
At the end of the
day who cares?? It wouldn't burn off my
hair just to speak to her
Her hair bouncing as
she came near,
My heart as soft as
a wasted avocado pear
Now she stares at
me…
This is awkward
Her look goes on and
on and I start choking on my own air
I held unto my black
tie which just like me was being blown away
Suddenly the witches
of Achimota sneezed my swag away like a pile of clay
My tummy rumbled…
Like play like play, this is last night's food doing a replay
With immense speed
my bowels made motion to my southern gateway
Now in my head, I'm
singing "Lay Away Lay Away"
But oh no Sway
wasn't doing the verse this time,
Now… This is awkward
Closer she comes… A
smile spreads across her face
I smiled back
sheepishly as she quickened her pace
With a deep breathe
I said to myself, "Peace be still, peace"
"Hi" she
said with an angel's voice of grace as I tightened the bowels gates
The world seemed to
move in circles as I hoped against embracing this disgrace
"I recall your
face" she says…
I nod like a sick
goose with an uncomfortable grin sheltering my southern business
Struggling against
bowel hiccups she grabs my belt
"Give me my
money", she screams!!
Now this is
awkward!!
The unspoken chapter
of not paying for her food opens like a birthday card
My face looking as
disengaged as a sick retard
She shook me harder
as she disregarded my "I will pay you tomorrow!!" plea
With too much bowel
movement to flee, I stay put like a blood-sucking flea
Just then I realized
church was no more in session
The New Year service
festivities had just commenced with a procession into the very streets I stood
As a guest pastor, being
hooked by my belt in front of the congregation was never part of my new year
resolution
Now this is awkward!
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