Tuesday 20 January 2015

A Bad Troski Day

I should have named this piece the "Trotro Chronicles"
For these words were framed in a trotro while eating popsicles
Life is diverse like the uninviting smell of a fart piercing your nostrils
It affects everybody like water ripples
But the one with the stiff face definitely released that gaseous "single"
Best reaction is to pray he didn't have an album on the way
Safe to say, it's weird when someone stands up to pray
But you respond when he says, "Praise The Lord!!"
This is the part where you pick your headphones and start listening to "Tom Ford"
Hoping your volume is high enough to crowd out the echoing voice of the guy on phone shouting through his China phone saying he just arrived in Abuja
You will stop comparing when you finally see the guy with his mouth wide opened sleeping at the backseat
Just before you've had enough, the "too-known" guy sitting by you signals you to shift a little to the side, he needs more room for his white suit
Finally before you alight, the young lady you had been admiring the whole time gets up and you realize she is not as roundly-shaped as you thought!!
Now that's a bad troski day!

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